Office Buildings
Q: How many famous people died in 9-11?
A: None.
Famous people aren’t in office buildings. They’re in places that don’t suck.


Q: How many famous people died in 9-11?
A: None.
Famous people aren’t in office buildings. They’re in places that don’t suck.

Zombie Survival Guide plus Dawn of the Dead
Charlie Superfly Check “The First Time” to hear what she actually sang in the competition. HowardTV ripped it out and spliced in utter crap they had her sing later.
Real Solution #9 (Mambo Mania Mix) over stock nuke tests.
Great Explanation of Star Wars
American football explained.
Piada. Yum. Like, Chipotle meets Italian.
TV: Survivor; Justified; Heavy; The Chicago Code; Cash Cab; Wipeout
God’s kitchen
My vote for best commercial ever.
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Hanke-Henry Calendar Won’t Be Adopted
Collatz Conjecture Analysis (But No Proof; Sorry)
Microsoft’s Uncreative Character
Microsoft’s Alternate Reality Bubble
Society’s Fascination With Mass Murder
PlaysForSure and Wikipedia — Revisionism At Its Finest
Collatz Conjecture ... Not Yet
The Size of Things In the Universe
The Self-Fulfilling Prophecy That Wasn’t
Nobody Was In Love With Windows
Apples To Apples — How Anti-Apple Pundits Shoot Themselves In the Foot
Apple’s Premium Features Are Free
Why So Many Computer Guys Hate Apple
3D TV With No Glasses and No Parallax/Focus Issues
Waves With Particle-Like Properties
Why the iPad Wannabes Will Definitely Flop
Wait and See — Windows-vs-Mac Will Repeat Itself
Dishonesty For the Greater Good
Beach Bodies — Who’s Really Shallow?
Number of Companies — the Idiocy That Never Dies
Sideloading and the Supersized-Mastodon-In-the-Room That Snell Doesn’t See
App Store Success Won’t Translate To Books, Movies, and Shows
Five Rational Counterarguments
Reaganomics — Like A Diet — Works
Humans Are Special — Just Not That Special
Life = Survival of the Fittest
Excuse Me, We’re Going To Build On Your Property
How To Really Stop Casual Movie Disc Ripping
The Solitary Path of the High-Talent Programmer
Why Blackmail Is Still Illegal
Designers Cannot Do Anything Imaginable
Everything Isn’t Moving To the Web
The Punishment Defines the Crime
What Heaven and Hell Are Really About
A, B, C, D, Pointless Relativity
Stephen Meyer and Michael Medved — Where Is ID Going?
If You Didn’t Vote — Complain Away
What Free Will Is Really About
The Case For Corporate Bonuses
Quantum Cognition and Other Hogwash
The Problem With Message Theory
Bell’s Boring Inequality and the Insanity of the Gaps
Paying the Rent At the 6 Park Avenue Apartments
Primary + Reviewer — An Alternative IT Plan For Corporations
Microsoft About Microsoft Visual Microsoft Studio Microsoft
Forest Fair Mall and the Second Lamborghini
Intelligent Design — The Straight Dope
Maxwell’s Demon — Two Real-World Examples
Einstein’s Error — The Confusion of Laws With Their Effects
Fulfilling the Moral Duty To Disdain
The Two Rules of Great Programming
Poverty — Humanity’s Damage Control
Berners-Lee’s Rating System = Google
The Secret Anti-MP3 Trick In “Independent Women” and “You Sang To Me”
ID and the Large Hadron Collider Scare
Life Sucks When You’re Not Winning
The Old People Who Pop Into Existence
Theodicy — A Big Stack of Papers
The Designed, Cause-and-Effect Brain
The Capitalist’s Imaginary Line
Avoiding Conflict At All Costs
Behavior and Free Will, Unconfused
Suzie and Bubba Redneck — the Carriers of Intelligence
Everything You Need To Know About Haldane’s Dilemma
Where Real and Yahoo Went Wrong
Eradicating Religion Won’t Eradicate War
The Changing Face of Sam Adams
Why Quintic (and Higher) Polynomials Have No Algebraic Solution
Translation of Paul Graham’s Footnote To Plain English
Free Will and Population Statistics
Dennett/D’Souza Debate — D’Souza
Dennett/D’Souza Debate — Dennett
The Non-Euclidean Geometry That Wasn’t There
Defective Attitude Towards Suburbia
Keeping Intelligent Design Honest
Failure of the Amiga — Not Just Mismanagement
The Digits of Pi Cannot Be Sequentially Generated By A Computer Program
Communism As A Side Effect of the Transition To Capitalism
Google and Wikipedia, Revisited
National Geographic’s Obesity BS
Is Apple’s Font Rendering Really Non-Pixel-Aware?
Humans Are Complexity, Not Choice
Moralism — The Emperor’s New Success
The Dark Side of Pixel-Aware Font Rendering
The Futility of DVD Encryption
Rich and Good-Looking? Why Libertarianism Goes Nowhere
FUV — Fear, Uncertainty, and Vista
Malware Isn’t About Total Control
Doomsday? Or Just Another Sunday
The Real Function of Wikipedia In A Google World
2007 Macworld Keynote Prediction
FUZ — Fear, Uncertainty, and Zune
No Fear — The Most Important Thing About Intelligent Design
Napster and the Subscription Model